Premium vitamins with a dispensary soul. All natural, lab-tested, ridiculously effective. Elevate your health game.
Four potent strains. Each one crafted for a specific high.
VITAMIN C · 1000MG
High-potency vitamin C for immune defense, collagen production, and antioxidant protection. One capsule, all day coverage.
MULTIVITAMIN · 22 COMPOUNDS
22 essential vitamins and minerals in one capsule. Covers daily nutritional gaps for whole-body support and recovery.
VITAMIN B COMPLEX
Full-spectrum B vitamins (B1–B12) for nervous system support, mental clarity, and sustained natural energy throughout the day.
VITAMIN D + CALCIUM
Vitamin D3 2000IU paired with highly absorbable calcium for strong bones, teeth, and optimal calcium metabolism.
The wellness industry gave you bland pills in sadder bottles, sold by people who look like they've never had fun in their lives.
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Every capsule is all natural, lab-verified, and dosed to perfection. No fillers. No corporate wellness speak. Just pure, elevated nutrition.
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Full transparency. Every batch tested. Nothing to hide.
Every vitamin sourced from organic, plant-based origins. No synthetic shortcuts. Nature did the chemistry — we just concentrated it.
Every batch verified by independent labs for potency, purity, and safety. We publish the results. No secrets, no BS.
Zero artificial colors, zero GMOs, zero fillers. Vegan capsules, clean ingredients, absolute transparency.
Bioavailability-optimized formulas so your body absorbs every last milligram. No waste. Full hit.
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